You ever have a dream so boring, that in it you were reading the About page on a middle-aged influencer's website?
Elusive. Gentle. Sublime. Sanguine. Words.
Writer. Director. Father. One hundred percent lifetime field goal kicker. Entrepreneur. Actor. Cheeseburger. Large Coke. To Go.
Zippers. Buttons. Nothing curbs his pure passion for putting on clothes to protect himself from the elements.
Suck it, Bobby. You had to go to Tech.
Radicalizing children since 2002. Volume discounts.
She doesn't know this was posted.
Exhibit A, Divorce Proceedings.
While you were reading this, he stole your girl. No take backs, champ.